Breathing is a Hoax Men's Tank

The Lore

Born from the 2018-2020 Instagram art community and the depths of dark art communities, this tank channels the post-truth era's exhaustion with conspiracy discourse. The surrealist woodcut-style illustration by tom af brockbrock pairs academic-looking cross-hatching with an impossible denial of biology—the ultimate dadaist statement piece for those fluent in meta-irony.

The Specs

Visual: All-over sublimation print. (Design fused into fiber—never cracks, peels, or fades)

Fabric: Premium knit 240 GSM (7.08 oz/yd²) polyester-spandex blend.

Feel: Smooth and comfortable with 2-way stretch. Feels like thick, soft cotton—not shiny activewear.

Durability: Design fused into fiber—never cracks, peels, or fades.

Fit: Relaxed fit with comfortable stretch.

The Trust

OEKO-TEX® 100 · Zero-Wastewater Printing · Made-to-Order (Zero Overproduction) · Sweatshop-Free Production (US/EU) · Fade-Resistant Guarantee