{"product_id":"hardcore-death-metal-mens-tank","title":"Hardcore Death Metal Men's Tank","description":"\u003ch2\u003eThe Lore\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBorn from the \u003cstrong\u003e2016-2019 post-irony era\u003c\/strong\u003e, this design captures the exact moment when wholesome memes collided with post-ironic text generators. The aggressive phrase rendered in hyper-cute \u003cstrong\u003eY2K typography\u003c\/strong\u003e signals you understand that sincerity and absurdity aren't mutually exclusive—you're fluent in aesthetic contradiction.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Specs\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eVisual:\u003c\/strong\u003e All-over sublimation print featuring bubbly lowercase typography with chromatic aberration glitch effect on a cool-toned purple base. Scattered four-pointed stars and sparkles create a magical girl meets death metal atmosphere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFabric:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight \u003cstrong\u003e180 GSM (5.3 oz)\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cstrong\u003e93% polyester, 7% spandex\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFeel:\u003c\/strong\u003e Smooth, breathable cotton-feel fabric. Feels like thick, soft cotton—not shiny activewear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint Tech:\u003c\/strong\u003e Deep-Dyed Sublimation—ink bonds directly with fabric molecules for zero-texture, breathable print that never cracks, peels, or fades.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Regular fit with 2-way stretch that moves with the body. \u003cstrong\u003eTrue to size\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003eThe Trust\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOEKO-TEX® 100\u003c\/strong\u003e · Sweatshop-Free Production (US\/EU) · Made-to-Order—Zero Overproduction · \u003cstrong\u003eFade-Resistant Guarantee\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRating:\u003c\/strong\u003e PG-13 · Ironic subversion · High safety\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Shirtwascash","offers":[{"title":"XS","offer_id":43955853164634,"sku":"eab1788074120193","price":28.04,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S","offer_id":43955853197402,"sku":"vth1788074120194","price":30.77,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":43955853230170,"sku":"jsb1788074120195","price":28.43,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":43955853262938,"sku":"cvg1788074120196","price":27.27,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":43955853295706,"sku":"orx1788074120197","price":26.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":43955853328474,"sku":"dgw1788074120198","price":31.56,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0654\/1921\/4938\/files\/hardcore-death-metal-mens-tank_1.jpg?v=1788074124","url":"https:\/\/xavelle.shop\/products\/hardcore-death-metal-mens-tank","provider":"My Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}